LAUGHING OR CRYING IN CHINA

I am afraid China presents us with some of those situations in which you do not know whether to laugh or cry, but laughing is better.  As with people of all nations, we know when and how to generate some comic relief.  Dexter Roberts with Jasmine Zhao collected some of the latest buzz about the challenges of life in China.  Here are just a few of their best tidbits (“In China, the Humor’s Getting Darker” Bloomberg Businessweek, 4/22/13–4/28/13, p. 16):

Question:  How do I guard against smog?  Expert:  Stay at home as much as possible, and don’t open the window.  Question:  How do I prevent avian flu?  Expert:  Open the window often for ventilation.

The two best ways to safeguard against bird flu:  1) Drink a lot of water.  2) keep the air flowing.  People living in Shanghai, please ignore No. 1.  People living in Beijing, please ignore No. 2

Your boss doesn’t give you a raise, but you have to be strong and keep living, because . . . the cost of graves keeps going up!





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About James Meadows

Currently I serve as a training team manager for Tyco Integrated Security at a customer-care center in Kansas City. Additionally, I am a business consultant, a freelance corporate writer, an Assembly of God ordained minister, a Civil Air Patrol chaplain, and a blogger.

I believe we are living in the most fascinating times of human history. To maximize the opportunities these times present, I have a passionate interest in leadership development and organizational success, both of which I view as inextricably linked.


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